(Captions above the pictures: `A storm in Moscow`, `A morning in Kiev`, `Winter in Iaroslavl`.)

- Your Honour, the artists have brought some more landscapes.
- Oh, no! Not more! As it is my head is full of rubbish. I write `Storm in Moscow` over a landscape and it`s not a storm at all and it`s not Moscow. Goodness only knows what it is!